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6rendahb Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wassup brother brother and sister sekalian
...and not forgetting those that is neither bro or sis =p
Well as you guys can see
wednesday and thursday happens to be the daysss
where this blog is INACTIVE!!!
thats to the people whom are suppose to update it but well
they apparently have ISSUES
......

Today!!!
i am gonna share with u guys
my own techniques on how to come out with
well quotes u guys might be interested to use
to spice up your muet oral test teehee
i hope u enjoy this as much as i do because i know that
I SERIOUSLY ENJOY IT =p

no need to look at me like i am ang kong like dat wan joelle =p



TECHNIQUE 1
-The copy paste approach-

The name of this technique says it all,
what you can do is fairly simple
just try to remember interesting, or funny quotes
from any movie or novel
or any punchline for jokes
or any proverb,smile or wise words
and use it in your speeches
Such quotes,lines or punchlines are :

-no mountain to high, no ocean too deep
-pot calling the kettle black
-Le peice of resistance
-cream dela cream
and so on


TECHNIQUE 2
-Direct comparison method-

This technique is abit tricky
what you do is
1st you take what you want to explain
and then u compare it with daily things in life
for example

-what my word is-
a highly motivated worker will always take the extra mile
in doing things compared to the average joe

-the comparative -
....for example when i go and order a simple plate of nasi lemak,
the usual ala cart will be fish egg sambal and rice, HOWEVER
the the highly motivated worker is like a seller
who not only gives the usualy ala cart, but it comes is
fantastic color full and flowery packaging to go with it

When using comparative method,
you should ALWAYS
tell everyone the main idea 1ST!!!
before you actually give them the comparative
or else you are just gonna make everyone go blur =p

yea blur like dis fella here......i am starting to wonder if his reli bluring or sumthing else..hmmmmmm



TECHNIQUE 3 -for emergency use only!!!-
-Ninja smoke screen method-

As the method implies
this one is a method to allow you to
erm....to escape =p
To do this method
you just need to know one thing
which is how to talk nonsence
because basicly
what your gona do is
talk nonsence SOOOOO fast
that everyone goes SOOOOO blur
that they think your SMART
lol!!!
it doesnt always work so keep this in mind
and TRY not to use dis at all
because if the teacher actually DID manage to understand
your marks is gona take a plunge down hell's vill

Yea see even joelle is happy already =p
I wonder if its because she gotten better in muet or because this post has ended lol


Well thats all for today
I hope this helped you guys who are weak in muet
and are finding ways to spice up your marks alittle bit
hope u enjoy
till then

Your anoying,retarded,kiampak,inhuman,and potentially crazy monitor
QUAH !! =p

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