a long lecture

YOYOYO!!! Retarded monitor in the house =p!!!
Okok guys, no more puzzle this week cause
i am kinda exhausted making them as even my hardest one
was crack by he-who-is-known-as-angkong in about 2 days >.<!!!

Okok
Today....on this very annoying day
which i must say i am abit pissed
but who cares LOL!!!

today i am gona share
alittle something with you that i kinda learn all year round
YES boys and girls..if u hate a long lecture
please close this page now
as i might or might not bring you
into the land where snores and nightmares comes alive
and where you doze off into a far far away dream land


Okok
My topic today is well
the types of leaders present in MY society
Note: this is the way I see the world
hence it might not even be the same as yours nor do u have to even
agree with me on this ok =p
In all my days since i was standard 1
i kinda have meet with various kinds of people
with various kinds of thinking
and my oh my
there are MANY types of people
and among these people
some of them end up leading the rest of them
and well although a selected few are usually chosen
you would notice that
not always are they the same =p

Among this various SPECIES of leaders...there are:

THE UNDEFINABLE AND IRREVOCABLE LORD DICTATOR!!


This NOT so rare bread of are the mother of all ************!!!!!
OOps sorry, didnt mean to say that but its just comes to show
the magnitude of their annoyance
These guys although i must admit
Are usually either above the average awesome in their skills
are absolutely fantastic and practically second to none
However
Being the perfectionist they are
they never really listen to anyone but themselfs
and most of the time
ask everyone to do everything and he himself
will erm well supervise...LOL
He is Nonnegotiable
Everything must be exactly how plan A was planed
no more no less
unless its from ala moa
which rarely happens because PLAN A
is usually planed to PREFECTION already


THE LONE LEADER


This type of leaders
are the elite worker of a team
WHY???
because he does everything himself...
WHY u ask??
it can be either because
he doesnt want his other members to suffer..how noble
OR
he doesnt trust anyone at all.....how normal
But fact is
leaders like this
are usually everywhere at once trying to help and fix
everything and do anything at all
in terms of skill
he is well a whole lot better than everyone else
BUT
maybe not as good as the lord dictator lol
He listens to all opinions
but either he does anything or nothing at all
depends on why his doing it alone in the 1st place haha

THE OVERLY NICE LEADER
The name says it all
this leaders....are more like friends to be honest
THEY are their MEMBERS best friends
and anything goes with this leader
HEY!!
the pro of having this leader is
ANYTHING GOES lol
the con of it is
erm....dont hope for any fast decision
because his gona take his time to ask everyone 1st
and then slowly while doing whatever it is
he will change here and there to make everyones life easier
and to facilitate all the complains
which will make the project end as a failure =p

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

THE KISS UP LEADER


Ok...if i said the dictator leaders are *******!!!
then this type of leader would be like comparing an atomic bom
to a mini TOY hand grenade...no competition at all..
This guys..are the ULTIMATE Bargers of all
They are everything a dictator is

HOWEVER....

Unlike the dictators
who at least know what they are doing
the only thing this leader seems to know how to do
is sucking up to the boss
They make no decision without thinking how it affects their POSITION
above the rest
and no decision is made fast to begin with
their demands are impossible and retarded...not to mention stupid
and the know pratically nuts of what they are talking about
They can never say no to their bosses
heck
i bet if the boss ask them to strip naked
jump into a pile of manure
and then do but race inside out and all the way around the puddle of poo
while screaming WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they still do it
as long as its the BOSS that ask
for those of you who have leaders like dis
i got only one thing to say to you
just quit....

Hence i conclude my long lecture today with
whatever leader you are or you have
if u cant stand the heat
dont jump into the wok